Who are these common peasants that think that they can sail the oceans on a luxury cruise liner? They’re not attractive people, because hard work will do that to you. Their manners and habiliments are appalling, and they even smell funny. They don’t even wear evening clothes for dinner. The nerve! If I found myself sitting beside one of them on the promenade deck I might jump overboard in despair for what the World is coming too. People need to know their place. There should be many, many more regulations on these vessels to drive the fares way up and leave the riff-raff on the deck of a public swimming pool where they belong. Really wealthy people own or can rent yachts, so new stringent regulations on cruise ships won’t inconvenience or anger them, and we can all be thankful for that.