Who are the assholes who throw a bag of fast food garbage out of their car window on to the street? Who are the assholes who curse at and manhandle their children in public? Who are the assholes who hold up a line of 15 people in the store to quibble over a coupon or a trifling amount of money with the cashier? Who are the assholes who come bumping bass through the neighborhood at 3 AM? Who are the assholes that don't pick up their dog's shit? Who are the assholes who leave blunt wrappers, beer cans, used hypodermic needles, and empty cigarette packs on the ground? Who are the assholes who don't leave a tip for someone who just served them a full meal? Who are the assholes that won't let you into the lane you need to use the ramp? Who are the assholes who almost hit you with their car door when you're bicycling? Who is the asshole that left that piece of gum on the sidewalk that is now on your shoe? Who is the asshole that took the last two pieces of cake? Who are the assholes that are f--king things up for everyone else?

Those are the assholes I have to deal with in real life, not the famous strangers who I make believe have something to do with me.