Last week on my job managing some property I had my hands in five different toilets to repair them. I also had to move about 100 50 pound bags of salt because it probably isn't going to snow anymore. My boss, who just happens to be black, went to a conference in Denver.

I wish you could live my life for a week and see that it isn't champagne, limousines, and whatever you think it is. Bring rubber gloves.