I'd love to take a woman on a date to a museum or gallery! How about the Warhol Museum in Pittsburgh? It costs 20 bucks a piece to visit, just like most museums outside of Washington DC, but that's okay because it is super interesting. They even have a nice little cafe in the basement, so we could have coffee and a sandwich too.

Wait, you've never been there before? You don't know shit about Andy, or Modern Art, or the Velvet Underground? Chelsea Girls is not ringing any bells for you? You can't identify another pop artist, not even Robert Rauschenberg? Your feet hurt and we are only on the second of four floors? Hit the pike, cretin girl. I just spent 80 bucks and wasted 3 hours to find out you're not my type. Thank me if you learned something.