I have regular Tiki parties since I collect Tiki mugs and other Tiki crap, and I have to say that the decorations for a Tiki party were pretty trifling at Party City, and not really better than anything I could find at Target, or certainly online.

I went to a great 4/20 party at a Las Vegas weed superstore last year, and the store featured special weed decorations hanging up for the holiday, which I never saw at Party City. They were so beautiful that they almost made me weep with joy after years of toking by the dumpster.

I predict that a rip roaring St.Patrick's Day party is coming up. People have been holding back the last three Paddy's days because of the pandemic, which strangely is not mentioned here as the reason why Party City closed.

"Maybe just maybe we can build a future where the whole thing is just one big party, no one is left out, and everyone helps everyone else have a much better time."

Or instead of virtue signalling, we could actually have a big party soon and not leave anyone we know out, and make sure that everyone who attends has a good time. I'm making a pu pu platter, and mixing Mai Tais and Pain Killers. There will be limbo, with Don Ho on the box.