How about him having soap, but it's a well used hotel room bar glued to the sink? If someone can't find a pump bottle of anti-bacterial apple scented soap for a dollar, there's something wrong with them. Do they never have visitors, or do they just not care about them? I'd give my closest friends or siblings grief if they didn't have soap in their bathroom. We're not hillbillies.

The wall art thing is a two edged sword. I'm an art collector, so my flat is covered with real paintings, photographs, prints, and other art objects. I have a nice display of family photos too, and my 'I love me' wall of fancy documents. I have modern art, so almost all of it is a little unusual, and therein may lie a problem. Much of it is love it or hate it stuff, and of course I love it which is why I have it hanging on my dining room wall. Should we cohabitate, a women would have to live with it, and I'm deciding what goes where. In any case, a first time visitor to my liquid soap and clean towel equipped bachelor pad will leave with a better understanding of just how weird I am.