Holy Toledo! You say we are all going to die, even if we have a college degree? I went to college, and I thought I was going to live forever! Luckily much of my life I have had to do physical labor, and have been exposed to asbestos, lead, mercury, and other magical substances that people without degrees are exposed to regularly. But my degree saved me from having to do the back bending toil of people without degrees all of my life, so I can still stand up straight and don't have arthritis yet.

So people without college degrees give a crap about any of the problems you mention at the end of your essay? You obviously don't know a single one.