Have you no empathy? With so many oppressed people living on this Earth, how dare you be happy? Truly intelligent people know the intense suffering of the proletariat…excuse me…the oppressed, and they feel it deeply. They can’t enjoy the highest standard of living in history as long as one person somewhere is unhappy because they are soooo virtuous. They are not only sad that they have recieved so much unearned privilege, but angry about it. Hear them roar with righteous indignation! If only they had been born with half the IQ they have now, in a hut with no electricity or indoor plumbing, then perhaps then they might be happy because they wouldn’t know any better. Let us weep together in our sadness at awful state of the World, and then go get some ice cream and hope that it tastes like poop.